Real recognizes real.
(Source: ryanhatesthis, via intensional)
my sexuality? well you see its *throws smoke bomb, disappears while youre distracted*
I’m sorry for being gone for so long guys… I’ll be gone even longer since I’ll working on my blogspot blog :( I apologize for being a terrible poo and not being there to say stupid stuff. If you want to contact me, please use my mate’s Tumblr blog: thetri-cycle.tumblr.com :| If you need advice they will be there to contact me or provide the help themselves :) I hope you can forgive me for being a poo and I hope that even if you don’t need my help, you support my mate who is just starting out on Tumblr and needs the awkward support of random people :/ Thank you lads and lasses and I am sincerely sorry for this outcome.. I wish I could be on here more frequently but… things suck… and not just me… :P Sorry unnecessary and disturbing pun :( Bye
how to convince a waiter to become atheist
This is just cruel.
this is disgusting
At the restaurant I used to work at we had waitresses come back crying after they had like 80-90 dollar tables give them this.
This is fucking sick. These people working for you and attending to you need fucking tip money. They could be a single mom and the tips really help pay for diapers. Or maybe a college student trying to pay off their loans. Don’t fucking do this. Don’t be a god damn Jack ass.
This is just cruel…
(via alyza-m)
Boys, romanticize yourselves. You are a king. You are a warrior. You are an enchanter. You are an angel. You are a god. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
You know, that’s the first time anyone’s ever told me that
That’s sad, because you deserve the chance to be as much of a prince as I get the chance to be a princess.
That’s really needed actually, thank you.
That actually… made me tear up… :“) Thank you so much…
(via intensional)
it’s a goddamn arms race
(Source: kidpessimist, via switzcheez)
Things are getting so bad over at Fox News that their staff members can’t even remember when they’ve decided to lie and when they’ve decided to tell the truth!